RatRig v4 500mm electronics/controller fan weird behavior

Eddy Installation
New Build. VCore 4 failed initial Z-Tilt after homing.
Beacon calibration failing during comissioning
BEACON_RATOS_CALIBRATE
I've read a lot here about causes of this error, so I've tightened every bolt on the printer, I've tried hot-tightening the nozzle, changed the nozzle - everything I can think of. I've checked there's no play in the print head, my belts are evenly tensioned, but I always end up with the same error.
Probe samples exceed sample_tolerance
Probe samples exceed sample_tolerance

Layer shifting during Skew Calibration Print - VC4 400mm IDEX

VCore 4 unknown chip pin 'probe'
Cat pissed on my printer. Need new parts. What do you recommend?

V-core 4 500 hybrid crashes gantry
V-core 4 500 hybrid crashes gantry
Replacing MGN12C rails with MGN12H
MCU unable to connect

Beacon probe Z-offset is consistently too far from build plate
extrusion differences between near identical printers
Unstable Z (@calibration)
Unloading during printing
Filament detector doesn't seem to act properly
odd behavior involving tool head fans
_BEACON_APPLY_RUNTIME_MULTIPLIER
Am I screwed?

Can't figure out why this noise exists...