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Their Bacon King sammich is master race sammich
That said, the Forest continues to be a place of scary man-eating scumbags
Need to get better at fighting them so they stop breaking all my armour
Just imagine going down to your hardware store on the weekend and getting this beaut for $2.50

Ehhhh, I can go to Thorntons 1.28 km away and get 2 Jalapeno Cheese sausages for 3$, and a 1.3 litre Coca~Cola for another 80ish cents.
I like to put BBQ on those sausages, too. Mmmm
Still can’t beat a Bunnings snag
No no, it definitely does not. A warm, soft hot dog bun, gently crading a large, spicy jalapeno cheddar sausage that's been topped with a wavy line of honey BBQ sauce, sided by the greatest drink ever known to Mankind, Coca~Cola.
Now that's happiness for any tongue and tummy.
but can you beat Tim tams

@Star sailor (shoottj) Easily: http://www.junkfoodguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tipdubchocmint-01.png
Surely Oreos can’t beat two malted biscuits separated by a light chocolate cream filling and coated with chocolate
Indeed they can, but you'd lose this battle anyway for being so INCREDIBLY OFFTOPIC
Now, let us return to the horror of The Forest and plot the downfall and decimation of the fools who think we're food
Seriously, cannibals kinda suck. Mutants are way worse though.
Especially Armsies or w/e they are.