Clong stick
Pbars i’ll have to do it later good thing the car is near home
RCrawl
RGet the car towed
Pword
Cooh if u break one of the windows the alarm will go off and then when the car's owner comes outside u can ask them to move it for u pretty please
Pwoag
Pi love the advice i get on this server 
Zgrab a broom and sweep it out
Pwhat if i got hit by a car doing that
ERidiculous suggestion the move is a big magnet held by one of those skeleton hands on the long stick
EI use mine for like everything these days
ZI thought about the magnet on a stick but it felt too easy
RI never leave home without my skeletal arm with magnet attached
RRConsider training a nearby stray cat or dog to fetch the ring
Phow’d you make your text rly small like tbat
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P#shiiiiiiit
P-#oh
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RSpace
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Cset car on fire
Poooh
Gbuy new ring
BOverthrow government
O:discourse: uhhh
Obe less short and just reach it
Pgot it :letsfuckinggo:
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Pi took everyone’s advice
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WLift up the car
Pguys the problem has been solved already
Gslowly remove pieces of the car until it’s all gone without the owner noticing
Pword
RThese are good ideas for the next time somebody drops a ring under a car. These solutions will even appear in Google searches
Pi think these solutions will only appear if you search for hair advice
RAdvice for when you get your hair stuck under a car
WGo bald
Palways good advice