a man walked into a bar. ouch.
make the LEAST offensive joke possible
44 Replies
fascinating-indigo•2w ago
uhhh
metropolitan-bronze•2w ago
what is yellow and round
the sun
fascinating-indigo•2w ago
thats offensive to blind people
yea
chat we might need to ban lac
metropolitan-bronze•2w ago
what just doesnt exist?
nothing
fascinating-indigo•2w ago
thats not even a joke
eastern-cyan•2w ago
What do you call a tall person with sunglasses
A human
fascinating-indigo•2w ago
thats offensive to short people
vicious-gold•2w ago
? !
are you speaking from experience
fascinating-indigo•2w ago
i was gonna say im offended but
i forgor
vicious-gold•2w ago
anyways rate this joke
fascinating-indigo•2w ago
thats offensive to people that cant read
vicious-gold•2w ago
? ! (also with audio for it and a braille version)
genetic-orange•2w ago
im gonna call your parents and you will see
the orphan:
the blind kid:
fair-rose•2w ago
do you know what has any color in the skin, it CAN have arms, it CAN have legs, it CAN have all organs, it problably has a head, it have eyes, PROBLABLY a nose, PROBLABLY two ears, and PROBLABLY two holes if it has a nose? (with audio, a braille version)
a human.
PROBLABLY
now thats offensive for which reason?
ratty-blush•2w ago
a man that supports everyone regardless of their conditions walked into a bar. “one non-polluted air please” (he is not joking)
vicious-gold•2w ago
all of these are offensive to people who can't laugh
fair-rose•2w ago
wait
the thread is offensive
according to ztunedd
other-emerald•2w ago
what is always 1 foot
unwilling-turquoise•2w ago
Thats offensive to people who don’t drink water
other-emerald•2w ago
this thread is offensive to people who dont like jokes
national-gold•2w ago
bro's mocking the air polution problem in hong kong...
other-emerald•2w ago
a shoe
vicious-gold•2w ago
this is offensive to people that despise shoes
oh and also those that can't laugh
and those that hate jokes
unwilling-turquoise•2w ago
vicious-gold•2w ago
this is offensive to people who want to laugh
genetic-orange•2w ago
i hate toads
national-gold•2w ago
H
other-emerald•2w ago
this thread is offensive to people who dont get hurt at bars
correct-apricot•2w ago
whats the one building you come out without entering
a hospital
:wompwomp:
other-emerald•2w ago
offensive to people not born in a hospital
national-gold•2w ago
offensive to dead people
genetic-orange•2w ago
offensive to babies in the world
equal-aqua•7d ago
slungus
genetic-orange•7d ago
Offensive to big chungus
I have a better one
What do you call nothing
Nothing
Im winnar
equal-aqua•7d ago
offensive to people called nothing
fair-rose•6d ago
A snake walks into a bar and the bartender says how did you do that
other-emerald•6d ago
offensive to snakes that cant walk
genetic-orange•6d ago
Goul ping
flat-fuchsia•5d ago
a person went to antarctica and didnt die of hypothermia.
he forgot he was in a virtual reality simulation.
genetic-orange•4d ago
eyes
unwilling-turquoise•2d ago
Offensive to people who can’t afford VR
Offensive to people who have died of hypothermia
Offensive to people who forget
equal-aqua•2d ago
What do you call a laughing piano?
A yamahahahaha.
flat-fuchsia•2d ago
:moji_skull:
fascinating-indigo•2d ago
offensive to mute people