A sort of moldy house..🏡
Welcome to the sort of moldy house that DEFINITELY wont give you mold poisoning! :D
I offer..
1. Non-Expired Twix & Snickers
2. Very Safe Candy
3. Moss & Cement
4. Mold, Dirt, or Dust
5. Mud & Raw Meat
6. Expired Candy
7. A edible bag full of expired candy
8. A special prize..
There is a 0.3% chance of getting mold poisoning
76 Replies
metropolitan-bronze•6mo ago
Can I have some Cement?
conventional-tanOP•6mo ago
Sure!
a moldy hand covered in dust pops out and gives a bucket of cement
like-gold•6mo ago
what is the special prize
conventional-tanOP•6mo ago
its secret & classified
it is a bucket full of dust with all types of organisms
like-gold•6mo ago
i will have some very "safe" candy pls
conventional-tanOP•6mo ago
gives uranium flavored candy
like-gold•6mo ago
thank
ambitious-aqua•6mo ago
trıck or peak
optimistic-gold•6mo ago
MOSS
MOLD?
count me in
trick or treat
conventional-tanOP•6mo ago
here ya go gives 5 buckets of moss covered in a thin layer of mold
optimistic-gold•6mo ago
yay
conventional-tanOP•6mo ago
sharp-indigo•6mo ago
Treat or treat gimme very safe candy!!
It looks so moldy and healthy!
optimistic-gold•6mo ago
knock knock, if you don't give me candy you'll get the chop chop.
optimistic-gold•6mo ago
this is not
my
house
optimistic-gold•6mo ago
oh
then uhhh
@koalafication 🐨 come over here
wise-white•6mo ago
real
conventional-tanOP•6mo ago
ok gives a chocolate bowl filled with still water that definitely doesn’t have brain eating amoeba)
gives a snickers bar that survived through both of the world wars
sharp-indigo•6mo ago
Ooh that looks tasty😋😋😋😋😋😋
like-gold•6mo ago
-# those who know: 💀
conventional-tanOP•6mo ago
THIS IS NOT A SAFETY HAZARD all my trick or treaters did not die yet are fine still
Knock knockaroo trick or treat
conventional-tanOP•6mo ago
here ya go, gives a kitkat covered in dust and mold
it’s limited edition trust me
there is seconds btw
deep-jade•6mo ago
tric or treat
ambitious-aqua•6mo ago
trick or treat
fair-rose•6mo ago
trick or treat
oop
wrong gif uhh
ambitious-aqua•6mo ago
(im here to take away your house i want to try your moss treats)
conventional-tanOP•6mo ago
hi there gives a canned burger with radioactive.. water?
deep-jade•6mo ago
yay
conventional-tanOP•6mo ago
welcome! gives a bucket of moss
welcome gives skeleton gummies in a can
fair-rose•6mo ago
hey i wanted candy..
conventional-tanOP•6mo ago
its skeleton gummies
fair-rose•6mo ago
how many of them
conventional-tanOP•6mo ago
11
fair-rose•6mo ago
actually eh whatever
i'm not going to be counting individual ones lmaooo
conventional-tanOP•6mo ago
next person to trick or treat gets a life supply of still water that is VERY tasty
fair-rose•6mo ago
also
conventional-tanOP•6mo ago
like-gold•6mo ago
-# noradrenaline + adrenaline + german stare + balkan rage + hawk tuah = those who know: 💀
vicious-gold•6mo ago
Can i get twix?
rare-sapphire•6mo ago
Just give me smt edible
molecular-blue•6mo ago
May I please have a very safe candy? :3
conventional-tanOP•6mo ago
sure! Gives candy that was literally next to chernobyl when it exploded
gives expired brand new twix
gives candy with all diseases on it (even the non discovered ones) that is still edible
sunny-green•6mo ago
trick r gay
molecular-blue•6mo ago
throws the candy away because it's not safe to eat
(I only pick what's safe to eat. Just being honest.)
conventional-tanOP•6mo ago
it’s safe
rummages through the trashcan and finds the chernobyl candy, proceeding to put it back in the treat basket alongside with a sticker saying “100% FRESHLY PRODUCED”
like-gold•6mo ago
yuck.. trick or treat
conventional-tanOP•6mo ago
hello gives a HUGE foot GUMMY covered in dust & mold
conventional-tanOP•6mo ago
sunny-green•6mo ago
NOOOO
fair-rose•6mo ago
the circle comes prepared with a second bag, just for this moldpiece
conventional-tanOP•6mo ago
:moji_troll:
sunny-green•6mo ago
can i atleast hae some mold
conventional-tanOP•6mo ago
puts a handful of dust and mold in your hand
sunny-green•6mo ago
thanks
unwilling-turquoise•6mo ago
¡Trick or treat!
conventional-tanOP•6mo ago
Happy halloween, gives a VERY deformed & moldy cookie that has been rotting on the moldy floor for decades
welcome! gives 2 bags worth of moldy / dusty candies THAT ARE EDIBLE
fair-rose•6mo ago
the circle puts the candies in the bag and leaves
conventional-tanOP•6mo ago
PLACES A HUGE BUCKET FULL OF MOLDY & EXPIRED CANDIES COVERED WITH A THIN LAYER OF DUST
-# The sign says, “Grab any amount of candy for free!”
ambitious-aqua•6mo ago
what are they even called edible mold candy (def not referring to breaking bad)
#💬-general in case if it dissapears for some reason
ratty-blush•6mo ago
trick or treat
can i have moss and cement :3
sharp-indigo•6mo ago
Yep im still fine
conventional-tanOP•6mo ago
nah it’s just regular candy like snickers, twix, hershey bars, etc that is expired to the point where it has mold on it
hi there gives 2 buckets of moss and cement
ambitious-aqua•6mo ago
trick or treat
conventional-tanOP•6mo ago
ello gives cement with a thin layer of dust
vicious-gold•6mo ago
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deep-jade•6mo ago
give me the moss
conventional-tanOP•6mo ago
gives moldy moss with a thin layer of dust
YOU LEAKED MY ADDRESS MAN
HOW DID YOU FIND MY HOUSE
optimistic-gold•6mo ago
wait
moss
actually nvm
extended-salmon•6mo ago
trick or treat just throw everything you have in my orbit that is totally not more than 793 million miles away
metropolitan-bronze•6mo ago
Can I have some dirt with my bucket?
deep-jade•6mo ago
eats the moss
The circle of life continues.
gehehehehe i did a deltan run reference
ambitious-aqua•6mo ago
trick or mold
correct-apricot•6mo ago
trick or treat
rising-crimson•6mo ago
May i request a fine sample of a spendid baked good known as the ‘cookie’?