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knock!
159 Replies
wise-white
wise-white5mo ago
knock knock
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬
extended-salmon
extended-salmon5mo ago
knock knock
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬 🍬
rival-black
rival-black5mo ago
knock
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬
wise-white
wise-white5mo ago
knock knock
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬 🍬
wise-white
wise-white5mo ago
thank
fair-rose
fair-rose5mo ago
knock knock
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬 🍬
correct-apricot
correct-apricot5mo ago
knock knock
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬🍬
correct-apricot
correct-apricot5mo ago
:happiboi:
instant-orange
instant-orange5mo ago
Knock knock trick or treat
variable-lime
variable-lime5mo ago
knockers
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
knock knock trick or treat
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬 🍬 🍬 🍬
xenial-black
xenial-black5mo ago
knock
genetic-orange
genetic-orange5mo ago
trıck or treat
variable-lime
variable-lime5mo ago
knock knock?
genetic-orange
genetic-orange5mo ago
ı eat the door no more knock
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬 🍬 🍬
variable-lime
variable-lime5mo ago
yay
genetic-orange
genetic-orange5mo ago
Knock Knock
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬 🍬
funny-blue
funny-blue5mo ago
Trick or treat!
wise-white
wise-white5mo ago
can i buy 100 candies on this website
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
property tax is 10 candies
genetic-orange
genetic-orange5mo ago
Can you not
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
Listen here, irs, I didn’t build my property on any of your claimed land
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
it exists so OBVIOUSLY we own it
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
i didn’t start a entire country to be taxed
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
ok why are people taking this joke seriously
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
why r u taking my joke seriously
genetic-orange
genetic-orange5mo ago
((because you are shoving it into people who don't want the joke))
deep-jade
deep-jade5mo ago
chop chop, i need some candy
alive-azure
alive-azure5mo ago
knock knock
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬🍬
alive-azure
alive-azure5mo ago
yay
funny-blue
funny-blue5mo ago
I want 15 candies 💰
adverse-sapphire
adverse-sapphire5mo ago
Treat or treat give me candy or i break into your house at night
deep-jade
deep-jade5mo ago
knock knock give me candy or you'll get the chop chop
adverse-sapphire
adverse-sapphire5mo ago
Knock knock Knock knock KNOCK KNOCK OPEN DA DOOR GIVE ME CANDI (not poisoned candy)
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬🍬 🍬🍬 🍬🍬 🍬🍬
deep-jade
deep-jade5mo ago
wait you can just get infinite candy? knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock
funny-blue
funny-blue5mo ago
I want too
deep-jade
deep-jade5mo ago
knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock
national-gold
national-gold5mo ago
shut
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
for that you shall receive none
deep-jade
deep-jade5mo ago
so cool i got 2 candy from jayd
funny-blue
funny-blue5mo ago
I want candy
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
kconk kconk
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬🍬
adverse-sapphire
adverse-sapphire5mo ago
OMG I GOT 6 CANDI THANKS A LOT (happily walks away)
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
i don't know if this will work but atleast i'll die trying
for (var i = 0; i < 100; i++) {
console.log("knock");
}
for (var i = 0; i < 100; i++) {
console.log("knock");
}
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
it's in the console so i cant see it or hear for that matter
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
hmmmm
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
No description
national-gold
national-gold5mo ago
ctx.fillText("knock", 0, 0)
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
i cant read pngs it looks like 1 knock
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
can you read text files
national-gold
national-gold5mo ago
yeah i knocked once on the canvas
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬
national-gold
national-gold5mo ago
epic
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
lets try this
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
file is in a format i cant read: "jayd_error_084"
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
knock * 100
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
you win ..unless
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
epic
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
-# knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock
national-gold
national-gold5mo ago
sudo give ztunedd candy -5
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
oops sorry ztuned i gotta do what sudo says yoinks 5 candy
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
okay but you will still have to give me 15 come on
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
ok 🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
anyways i will have to go
fascinating-indigo
fascinating-indigo5mo ago
Knock trick or treat :aooni:
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
actually i have an idea sudo give ztunedd candy 100
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
"give" is not a function!
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
what about this you have broken your own rules
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
he had the right packages
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
what packages did he install
national-gold
national-gold5mo ago
does replying to a command run it again
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
do you want to add that package i could
national-gold
national-gold5mo ago
nah
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
^
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
nuh uh
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
sudo help
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
you dont have root privileges 'help' is not a function!
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
and how did he get them..?
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
he was in the sudoer files
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
hmmm and why wasn't "you dont have root privileges" first pointed out when i tried to run this so liar..
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
sudoer is root privileges i am just stating what i was programmed to do as an os
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
wasn't* oops
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
because you always point out the non functions before the user it's in the kernel
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
hm cmds
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
what never have i heard that command before
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
does this os just not have a command that lists out commands i give up i blame the computer for doing this to me
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
no it's in the wiki read the manual
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
i barely have any idea how to use arch elle mayo wait so what if i just broke the door how many candies would i get
deep-jade
deep-jade5mo ago
knock knock knock knock
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬🍬 🍬 🍬 none
deep-jade
deep-jade5mo ago
thanks!
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
hmmm knocks 100 times
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
hmmm what about knocknock
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
knock" will this produce an error knock'
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬 🍬
variable-lime
variable-lime5mo ago
knockers
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
is knock a command too
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬 🍬
variable-lime
variable-lime5mo ago
free candy
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
answer hmm pacman -S give
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
no you didnt say sudo
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
sudo pacman -S give
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
'ztunedd' is not a member of the sudoer file. this incident will be reported
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
for ((i = 0 ; i < 100 ; i++)); do knock done
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
hmm how about for i in {1..100} do eval "kn""ock" done
xenial-black
xenial-black5mo ago
knock knock
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬🍬
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
?
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
i dont see a knock
xenial-black
xenial-black5mo ago
-# only the actual "knock"s in the message count
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬
xenial-black
xenial-black5mo ago
lol
wise-white
wise-white5mo ago
trick or trat
rival-black
rival-black5mo ago
No description
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
i cant read the image
xenial-black
xenial-black5mo ago
-# just say "knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock" or smth
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬
xenial-black
xenial-black5mo ago
infinite candy glitch lol
wise-white
wise-white5mo ago
-# knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
im all out gn go away
rival-black
rival-black5mo ago
The knocking knocked the knocking knocker and Knock the knocker-knocker out.
flat-fuchsia
flat-fuchsia5mo ago
knocks on door :D
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬 back in stock limit is 2
flat-fuchsia
flat-fuchsia5mo ago
Thank you! :D I'd like 1 more, please. :3
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬
flat-fuchsia
flat-fuchsia5mo ago
Thank you! :D :3
variable-lime
variable-lime5mo ago
knock knock
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬🍬
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
knock knock
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
no
continuing-cyan
continuing-cyan5mo ago
knock knocktrick or treat
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
🍬 🍬
continuing-cyan
continuing-cyan5mo ago
thxx
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
why meanie
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
you already have more than 2
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
knock knock
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphireOP5mo ago
no
dependent-tan
dependent-tan5mo ago
why
stormy-gold
stormy-gold5mo ago
trick or treeeeeat

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