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knock!
159 Replies
dependent-tan
dependent-tan2mo ago
knock knock
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬
generous-apricot
generous-apricot2mo ago
knock knock
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬 🍬
other-emerald
other-emerald2mo ago
knock
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬
ratty-blush
ratty-blush2mo ago
knock knock
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬 🍬
ratty-blush
ratty-blush2mo ago
thank
equal-aqua
equal-aqua2mo ago
knock knock
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬 🍬
optimistic-gold
optimistic-gold2mo ago
knock knock
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬🍬
optimistic-gold
optimistic-gold2mo ago
:happiboi:
like-gold
like-gold2mo ago
Knock knock trick or treat
helpful-purple
helpful-purple2mo ago
knockers
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
knock knock trick or treat
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬 🍬 🍬 🍬
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphire2mo ago
knock
like-gold
like-gold2mo ago
trıck or treat
helpful-purple
helpful-purple2mo ago
knock knock?
like-gold
like-gold2mo ago
ı eat the door no more knock
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬 🍬 🍬
helpful-purple
helpful-purple2mo ago
yay
quickest-silver
quickest-silver2mo ago
Knock Knock
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬 🍬
passive-yellow
passive-yellow2mo ago
Trick or treat!
ratty-blush
ratty-blush2mo ago
can i buy 100 candies on this website
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
property tax is 10 candies
quickest-silver
quickest-silver2mo ago
Can you not
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
Listen here, irs, I didn’t build my property on any of your claimed land
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
it exists so OBVIOUSLY we own it
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
i didn’t start a entire country to be taxed
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
ok why are people taking this joke seriously
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
why r u taking my joke seriously
quickest-silver
quickest-silver2mo ago
((because you are shoving it into people who don't want the joke))
metropolitan-bronze
metropolitan-bronze2mo ago
chop chop, i need some candy
afraid-scarlet
afraid-scarlet2mo ago
knock knock
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬🍬
afraid-scarlet
afraid-scarlet2mo ago
yay
passive-yellow
passive-yellow2mo ago
I want 15 candies 💰
metropolitan-bronze
metropolitan-bronze2mo ago
Treat or treat give me candy or i break into your house at night
metropolitan-bronze
metropolitan-bronze2mo ago
knock knock give me candy or you'll get the chop chop
metropolitan-bronze
metropolitan-bronze2mo ago
Knock knock Knock knock KNOCK KNOCK OPEN DA DOOR GIVE ME CANDI (not poisoned candy)
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬🍬 🍬🍬 🍬🍬 🍬🍬
metropolitan-bronze
metropolitan-bronze2mo ago
wait you can just get infinite candy? knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock
passive-yellow
passive-yellow2mo ago
I want too
metropolitan-bronze
metropolitan-bronze2mo ago
knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphire2mo ago
shut
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
for that you shall receive none
metropolitan-bronze
metropolitan-bronze2mo ago
so cool i got 2 candy from jayd
passive-yellow
passive-yellow2mo ago
I want candy
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
kconk kconk
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬🍬
metropolitan-bronze
metropolitan-bronze2mo ago
OMG I GOT 6 CANDI THANKS A LOT (happily walks away)
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
i don't know if this will work but atleast i'll die trying
for (var i = 0; i < 100; i++) {
console.log("knock");
}
for (var i = 0; i < 100; i++) {
console.log("knock");
}
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
it's in the console so i cant see it or hear for that matter
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
hmmmm
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
No description
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphire2mo ago
ctx.fillText("knock", 0, 0)
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
i cant read pngs it looks like 1 knock
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
can you read text files
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphire2mo ago
yeah i knocked once on the canvas
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphire2mo ago
epic
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
lets try this
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
file is in a format i cant read: "jayd_error_084"
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
knock * 100
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
you win ..unless
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
epic
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
-# knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphire2mo ago
sudo give ztunedd candy -5
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
oops sorry ztuned i gotta do what sudo says yoinks 5 candy
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
okay but you will still have to give me 15 come on
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
ok 🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
anyways i will have to go
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
Knock trick or treat :aooni:
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
actually i have an idea sudo give ztunedd candy 100
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
"give" is not a function!
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
what about this you have broken your own rules
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
he had the right packages
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
what packages did he install
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphire2mo ago
does replying to a command run it again
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
do you want to add that package i could
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphire2mo ago
nah
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
^
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
nuh uh
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
sudo help
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
you dont have root privileges 'help' is not a function!
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
and how did he get them..?
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
he was in the sudoer files
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
hmmm and why wasn't "you dont have root privileges" first pointed out when i tried to run this so liar..
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
sudoer is root privileges i am just stating what i was programmed to do as an os
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
wasn't* oops
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
because you always point out the non functions before the user it's in the kernel
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
hm cmds
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
what never have i heard that command before
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
does this os just not have a command that lists out commands i give up i blame the computer for doing this to me
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
no it's in the wiki read the manual
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
i barely have any idea how to use arch elle mayo wait so what if i just broke the door how many candies would i get
metropolitan-bronze
metropolitan-bronze2mo ago
knock knock knock knock
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬🍬 🍬 🍬 none
metropolitan-bronze
metropolitan-bronze2mo ago
thanks!
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
hmmm knocks 100 times
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
hmmm what about knocknock
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
knock" will this produce an error knock'
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬 🍬
helpful-purple
helpful-purple2mo ago
knockers
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
is knock a command too
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬 🍬
helpful-purple
helpful-purple2mo ago
free candy
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
answer hmm pacman -S give
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
no you didnt say sudo
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
sudo pacman -S give
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
'ztunedd' is not a member of the sudoer file. this incident will be reported
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
for ((i = 0 ; i < 100 ; i++)); do knock done
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
hmm how about for i in {1..100} do eval "kn""ock" done
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphire2mo ago
knock knock
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬🍬
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
?
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
i dont see a knock
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphire2mo ago
-# only the actual "knock"s in the message count
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphire2mo ago
lol
ratty-blush
ratty-blush2mo ago
trick or trat
other-emerald
other-emerald2mo ago
No description
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
i cant read the image
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphire2mo ago
-# just say "knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock" or smth
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬
absent-sapphire
absent-sapphire2mo ago
infinite candy glitch lol
ratty-blush
ratty-blush2mo ago
-# knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
im all out gn go away
other-emerald
other-emerald2mo ago
The knocking knocked the knocking knocker and Knock the knocker-knocker out.
sensitive-blue
sensitive-blue2mo ago
knocks on door :D
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬 back in stock limit is 2
sensitive-blue
sensitive-blue2mo ago
Thank you! :D I'd like 1 more, please. :3
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬
sensitive-blue
sensitive-blue2mo ago
Thank you! :D :3
helpful-purple
helpful-purple2mo ago
knock knock
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬🍬
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
knock knock
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
no
broad-brown
broad-brown2mo ago
knock knocktrick or treat
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
🍬 🍬
broad-brown
broad-brown2mo ago
thxx
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
why meanie
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
you already have more than 2
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
knock knock
equal-aqua
equal-aquaOP2mo ago
no
correct-apricot
correct-apricot2mo ago
why
extended-salmon
extended-salmon2mo ago
trick or treeeeeat
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