27 Replies
grumpy-cyan•7d ago
uhh
grumpy-cyan•7d ago
adverse-sapphire•7d ago
guys i suggested this question!!!!!!!!!!!
imagine jumping for the beef
ambitious-aqua•7d ago
I’d go for the beef because i know how to parkour
ratty-blush•7d ago
why is this question everywhere
what is parkour civilization
and why does it have a wikipedia page
correct-apricot•7d ago
youtube series
ggod which do you choose?
ratty-blush•7d ago
"in parkour civilization no one chooses to jump for the beef"
so obviously 1 block vertical jump for the beef
correct-apricot•7d ago
thats the correct answer
in parkour civilization, you either rise or you fall
and we're going to rise
ratty-blush•7d ago
i have no idea what is going on
correct-apricot•7d ago
parkour civilization society has tiers
ratty-blush•7d ago
yeah i know that part
correct-apricot•7d ago
the lowest two are prison and noobs
ratty-blush•7d ago
but why is it popular now?
correct-apricot•7d ago
beef jump is noob level
no clue lmao
ratty-blush•7d ago
isnt it like quite old
i tried to watch one of the videos but i just gave up
it was really annoying to watch
ambitious-aqua•6d ago
L
Cannot even comprehend the absolute cinematic masterpiece it is
ratty-blush•6d ago
i still have no idea what is going on
do people actually like it or do they watch it ironically
ambitious-aqua•6d ago
uhhh
i'm gonna be honest i really liked it
i watched the first and second parts
trust me the second part has 2x more lore than the first
ratty-blush•6d ago
ive only seen a few minutes and it was just him saying parkour 50 times per minute
ambitious-aqua•6d ago
the start is kind of rusty but then it starts being actually amazing
correct-apricot•6d ago
the book was written in parkour 😭 😭 😭
grumpy-cyan•6d ago
i fucking fell out of my chair when i saw the delivery guy falling out of the corner of my eye
ambitious-aqua•5d ago
parkour conlang PLEASE🙏🙏
correct-apricot•5d ago
one easy way to make a parkour language
morse but dots and dashes represent one block and two block jumps
ambitious-aqua•4d ago
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[]__[] = space (to seperate letters)
[]___[] - space (to seperate words)
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im gonna translate that
correct-apricot•4d ago
um i think something went wrong
