27 Replies
correct-apricot•5mo ago
uhh
correct-apricot•5mo ago
deep-jade•5mo ago
guys i suggested this question!!!!!!!!!!!
imagine jumping for the beef
extended-salmon•5mo ago
I’d go for the beef because i know how to parkour
stormy-gold•5mo ago
why is this question everywhere
what is parkour civilization
and why does it have a wikipedia page
modern-teal•5mo ago
youtube series
ggod which do you choose?
stormy-gold•5mo ago
"in parkour civilization no one chooses to jump for the beef"
so obviously 1 block vertical jump for the beef
modern-teal•5mo ago
thats the correct answer
in parkour civilization, you either rise or you fall
and we're going to rise
stormy-gold•5mo ago
i have no idea what is going on
modern-teal•5mo ago
parkour civilization society has tiers
stormy-gold•5mo ago
yeah i know that part
modern-teal•5mo ago
the lowest two are prison and noobs
stormy-gold•5mo ago
but why is it popular now?
modern-teal•5mo ago
beef jump is noob level
no clue lmao
stormy-gold•5mo ago
isnt it like quite old
i tried to watch one of the videos but i just gave up
it was really annoying to watch
metropolitan-bronze•5mo ago
L
Cannot even comprehend the absolute cinematic masterpiece it is
stormy-gold•5mo ago
i still have no idea what is going on
do people actually like it or do they watch it ironically
metropolitan-bronze•5mo ago
uhhh
i'm gonna be honest i really liked it
i watched the first and second parts
trust me the second part has 2x more lore than the first
stormy-gold•5mo ago
ive only seen a few minutes and it was just him saying parkour 50 times per minute
metropolitan-bronze•5mo ago
the start is kind of rusty but then it starts being actually amazing
modern-teal•5mo ago
the book was written in parkour 😭 😭 😭
correct-apricot•5mo ago
i fucking fell out of my chair when i saw the delivery guy falling out of the corner of my eye
metropolitan-bronze•5mo ago
parkour conlang PLEASE🙏🙏
modern-teal•5mo ago
one easy way to make a parkour language
morse but dots and dashes represent one block and two block jumps
metropolitan-bronze•5mo ago
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im gonna translate that
modern-teal•5mo ago
um i think something went wrong
