Stat Modifier - Topic of the day 5/6/24
How would you describe your outfit/items in roleplaying terms? What kind of stats would it have? Special effects? Debuffs? What kind of iconic name, description and lore might your pants have?
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Gamer honeypot
i have some pieces where that kinda info just comes on the care tag. but that’s because i occasionally order from six on clothing which is gamer stuff anyways lmao
Item Name: "Denim of Divine Derrière"
Item Lore: These Japanese selvedge denim jeans were woven with threads of pure satisfaction and stitched with divine precision. Legend has it that a master tailor, upon creating these jeans, ascended to denim heaven, leaving behind his masterpiece for mortals to cherish. They cradle your curves like a supportive friend at a butt-shaped banquet, ensuring your rumpus is always in the spotlight.
Item Stats:
- Defense: +20 (Because a firm behind can deflect any unwanted attention!)
- Agility: +15 (With these jeans, you'll move like a salsa dancer with buttery smooth hips.)
- Charisma: +30 (You'll have the power to charm the pants off anyone... almost.)
- Comfort: +50 (So comfy, your backside will thank you with a standing ovation.)
- Legendary Fit: Grants +100 to "Rump Appreciation" checks. (Your behind will have its own fan club!)
Special Ability:
- "Envious Glances": Once per day, nearby NPCs stop and stare in awe, boosting your confidence and leaving them green with butt envy.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable urges to wiggle in front of reflective surfaces.
nerd ass totd
Is there a set bonus for selvedge denim + GYW boots?
disco elyisum shitpost
:xd:
What shirt for an extra bonus?
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ribbed tank
I was thinking flannel shirt and mustache wax
Hidden Buff: "Booty-Boot Bond"
When the "Denim of Divine Derrière" is cuffed with GYW boots, a magical synergy kicks in, granting a bonus to agility and stability. It's like your behind and boots become besties, ensuring you strut with the grace of a ballet dancer on a buttered floor.
that tank is big nasty
unironically adidas smith + adidas trackpants + buffalo check flannel + uniqlo airism white tee for the fuckboy set bonus
+5 cha -5 int
oh and give them a bape hoodie
+4 str
+4 stam
leather belt
req. level 18
Any good western belt recommendations?
my friends and I quoted this for like ten years
I'm glad someone got it
Monitaly extended belt